FIFA, Get Your Head Out of Your Ass – Three Rule Changes to Make NOW
The World Cup is the best international sporting event in the world, hands down. The Olympics don’t even come close. In the Olympics, 90% of the sports basically only exist because the Olympics exist. Platform diving, curling, biathlon, come on…
Unfortunately, the organization that rules soccer (football) is barbaric and idiotic with their rule decisions. FIFA needs to follow the NBA and the NFL and tinker with the rules to make the game better. The NFL and NBA try changes out and sometimes repeal them (NFL instant replay, NBA zone defense ban) to make the game better. Soccer should do the same. Here are three changes FIFA can EASILY make that will make soccer better.
#1 – Goal Line Camera: This one is a complete no-brainer. Put a camera on the goal that can tell if the ball has crossed the plane. If it does then a light goes off. Hockey has had this for years, there is no excuse for soccer not to have it. A goal in soccer is the biggest thrill in all of sports, and is more important than a basket, touchdown, or run. The disallowed England goal is an embarrassment to the sport.
#2 – Post Game Review of Cards: In soccer if you receive either a red card or two yellow cards in the first 4 games, you miss the following game. FIFA should review every card after each game to see if it was truly deserved. Cards are a very, very serious blow to players, and can seriously impact teams. Chile had to play without two of their best players against the mighty Brazil, which is no small hurdle to overcome. With only a single referee on the field, the awarding of yellow and red cards is incredibly subjective and difficult. Add to that the ridiculous propensity for diving in soccer, and you are left with a veritable glut of undeserved cards and banned players. The Brazilian man-boy Kaka received a red card when an Ivory Coast player ran into his back and took a dive. There is no reason why FIFA can’t review cards after the fact to see if they were really deserved. The NBA does this for technical fouls and it works very well.
#3 – “Injured” Players MUST Leave the Field for Two Minutes: Soccer is a pretty safe sport – especially compared to American football or baseball. However, if you never saw any of these sports before you would think it is the most dangerous of all, with all of the writhing soccer players do in the attempt to entice the ref to give fouls. If a player is injured enough to stop play, they should be required to sit out for at least 2 minutes. I’ve seen NFL players walk off the field after tearing an ACL, but soccer players writhe, wince, and whine with the slightest contact. This slows the game and is a general disgrace. With the two-minutes off rule, if you are faking it, then your team goes a man down in the meantime. In American football if you are injured in the last two minutes your team HAS to take a timeout. Funny, that almost never happens.
Each of these rules would be easy to implement and would not slow the game. If the rule doesn’t work, then you could easily repeal it. Keeping things the same for ‘tradition’ is idiotic. Get your head out of your ass FIFA.








